ok..back to da main point...first..sabar,make her notice you,carik peluang and susun ayat.ok..sounds easy tapi trust me..susah woo..tapi aku percaya pada satu,once if you can get to know a person,you have a chance.lagi besar chance tu bila ko start dengan kata,"actually,im trying to get to know you,not becoz i want to be frens with you..but seriously,im looking more than that.but since i dont want to force you,than lets just be nice to each other for a while..."testimony aku..dalam 10 orang yang buat nih,6 orang berjaya dapat gadis pujaan dia.sebab there is one thing about girls or guys yang once dia dah accept you as frens,susah dah nak make it more than that..kalau baru takpe..if dah lama sangat ko berkawan..dah susah dah nak convert perasaan tu..so biasanya,bila aku bg cadangan,aku akan suruh orang tu cakap terus terang dulu,but normally jawapan dari diorang bgtau kat aku balik apa gurl tu cakap,dia kata takpelah..or ok,or dah gile?or apa kata kita jadi kawan dulu..heheh...the most important thing is,you draw the line first!mana kedudukan sebenarnya ko,baru ko pindah.tapi ikut korang laa..aku buat pengakuan..benda nih berkesan,tapi lain gurl,lain cara...tapi all will drop jugak bila dia tak tau all this di rancang...satu lagi,pada gurls..(dari sudut padangan aku laa..)bila benda yang accidently tersama nih,diorang suka..contohnya,kebetulan baju sama hari tu,kebetulan bangun dari kerusi serentak,kebetulan nak amik lauk yang sama serentak.ok...see?apa yang korang paham dari sinih?if you like a girl to sedar kewujudan ko,ko kena find a way utk bg kebetulan sama..kelakar?jangan gelak..bila plan elok2,terutama dengan room mate dia or kwn baik dia,fuhh!gurl tu seronok macam Allah dah bagi green light utk dia rapat ngan guy tu..tapi itu lepas macam2 perkara dah diusahakan laaa..ok soo...if you found a gurl,yang kebetulan macam sama je everything,you guys ada chemistry la kot..percaya tak?kebetulan..tapi ada chemistry..kan?but!bayangkan if you plan out...and make it look like you guys ada chemistry...hehehe...sonok..trust me!tapi siap laa korang bila dia tau yang korang sebenarnya buat2 je semua tu...hahaa..konfom kena pulas telinga.tak pon kena cakar beruang...hahahaha..tak pon kena tinggal terus bak sorang member aku tu...ahahaha..
Lets start from the very beginning...you saw a girl,you think she's cute...and u say,"damn!i gotta get to know dis gal..."...so you perhati dia..what do you see?what do you do?
first question: Are you looking for a wife?
answer : NO..?than you dont have to read this anymore...press Alt+F4 now..!get da fuck outta ere!
Yes...?then...be patience!
yups...thats da first thing to do...sabar...jangan gelojoh.relax..if you have da courage to go an ask her name,go ahead..but come on laa...if u know yourself dat 2morrow youll be seing her at quite da same place as today again...jadi..jangan rush!(exclude any possibilities that kiamat esok or one of you mati malam tu..pllleeeeaasseee!)MAKE HER TO NOTICE YOU!
yups..thats da second..buat bg dia notice you..not you notice dia..pe kejadahnye u notice dia..memang laa u dah notice dia sebab u dah nampak dia dulu...ko ingat dia nak nampak ko?muka macam bulu kaki,sedar laa sikit.hehehe..jadi...make her notice you..go n walk berselisih...go n stand beside her while youre doing something else...buat macam its excidental..bukan ko plan...sebagai contoh...even macam teknik lama..but..ol' styles works k..kalau idak macam mana ko boleh beranak ke muka bumi nih kalau bukan bapak ko pakai taktik2 tu...okeh...sebagai contoh,kat cafe ke kan...ko nampak dia beli makanan,ko pegi gak...amik lauk n carik peluang untuk kebetulan sampai kat sebelah dia and pandang dia,buat macam muka tak pernah tgk orang secantik dia,untuk sesaat saja!pastuh senyum semanis mungkin n pastuh terus pandang tempat lain dengan muka konon2 bersalah and blah..she will be like..."pahal mamat nih...dah gile?"..or.."lu pahal?!!"...or...nih pasal tgk2 orang nih..."so..dia dah sedar kewujudan laki bodoh..or,dia tak sedar pon...tapi tak pe...janji,dia dah tgk muka ko...itu yang penting!now SUSUN AYAT!
yups...third step is susun ayat.contoh..kat cafe tu..pada hari yang berbeza offcoz....tgh usha lauk ko do berdiri sebelah dia tanpa dia sedar..n cakap.."eh tu ikan apa ek?"buat macam ko tanya diri ko sendiri,tapi dia kat sebelah..mungkin dia takkan layan..tapi if lepas ko habeh ayat tu...ko pandang dia..dengan harapan dia jawab laa..mungkin dia jawab,mungkin dia tak jawab.now..here's da catch...IF DIA JAWAB...ko dah senang...but IF DIA TAK LAYAN jugak,back to rule no.1,sabar...ulang balik..sampai dia notice...sabar,then make her notice,then susun ayat,then??lets just stop here...ada huraian lagi tentang VOLUME 1 nih...okeh?cuba dulu...mungkin ramai dah tau taktik nih,tapi masalahnye...takut..if takut...hang pi campak teluq hang masuk lobang toilet..kalau takut..sampai bila pon tak leh..tapi ada cara nak atasi takut gak..tapi berat sikit..choowwsss...2nd peace out for da day...
lets see...its been a few month since da last time i wrote something in my sweetie blog ere...hmm..anyway,my life is all about love these days.Love my life,love my ma,love both of my sis,love both of bro,and not forgetting,loving always my pa yang sentiasa 'lost in action'.eheheh...so ironic..however..what about love...
to love is to share..(is it?not all things you can have n share...)
to love is to be happy together..(does that comes with cakar beruang too??)
to love is to feel calm n relax when youre talking to that significant person..(does both of you feel da same?)
to love is to trust..(but still,you will lie n not trusting either parties..)
to love is to feel shy when youre around that significant person..(are there really a person yang feeling shy when you have been with your partner after dozens of years..?)
to love is to communicate..(i heard that conversation between men and women are like chickens talking to turtles.same catagory,different sounds of tone)
to love is to have someone by your side..always..(why does guys smoke?becoz,cigars are always there for them,in hard times,or in ease...ladies?ada mood dia...)
to love is to cherish every moment together..(no need laa..not every moment is cherishable...(hehehe..perkataan baru) trust me....)
so what is love sebenarnya...if you ask me...love is when you see that someone,you just let da time flow..not thinking about does she cherish me much...does she really thinks of me all da time..does she really needs me...coz i...dont...understand...love...anymore....
so currently,i am happy..coz i can catogarizee kan everything...n understanding myself..like who i want..who i wish to...who i must..who i can..n who i will be with...
truthfully...i just let the time flows...cherish my moments of being here..atas bumi.trust me...if you love someone,you just let da time flows..if tetiba...adaaaa je cara korang di dekatkan secara tak sengaja,ada laa..if you force too hard..takut nanti nonggeng..(bak kata arip..)
Life is not about girls...thats for sure...a guy needs a women...bukan girl..nak layan girl..penat...layan women...kita pon tenang...ntah..korang nak kondem,kondem laa...tapi pada aku,life is not about girls...banyak lagi benda lain...tapi memang perlukan wanita..."manusia nih di jadikan sepasang..."...bukan sonsang...jadi,tenang...jiwa jangan kacau..kang JK lak..(bak kata romano..)cuma..awas dengan yang professional dan player...they know the way of the game...the dont play,they use the game and set it up,and let the opposite play it for them...so...nantilah aku sambung blog seterusnya mengenai player.peace out...
The five questions are:
1 - "What are you thinking?"
2 - "Do you love me?"
3 - "Do I look fat?"
4 - "Do you think she is prettier than me?"
5 - "What would you do if I died?"
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode into
a major argument and/or divorce if the man does not answer properly. For example:
1) "What are you thinking?"
The proper answer to this question, of course, is, "I'm sorry if I've been pensive, dear.
I was just reflecting on what a warm, wonderful, caring, thoughtful, intelligent, beautiful
woman you are and what a lucky guy I am to have met you."
Obviously, this statement bears no resemblance whatsoever to what the guy was really
thinking at the time, which was most likely one of five things:
a) Baseball
b) Football
c) How fat you are.
d) How much prettier she is than you.
e) How he would spend the insurance money if you died.
(The best answer to this stupid question came from Al Bundy, of Married With Children,
who was asked it by his wife, Peg. "If I wanted you to know," Al said, "I'd be talking
instead of thinking.")
The other questions also have only one right answer but many wrong answers:
2) "Do you love me?"
The correct answer to this question is, "Yes." For those guys who feel the need
to be more elaborate, you may answer, "Yes, dear." Wrong answers include:
a) I suppose so.
b) Would it make you feel better if I said yes.
c) That depends on what you mean by "love".
d) Does it matter?
e) Who, me?
3) "Do I look fat?"
The correct male response to this question is to confidently and emphatically state,
"No, of course not" and then quickly leave the room. Wrong answers include:
a) I wouldn't call you fat, but I wouldn't call you thin either.
b) Compared to what?
c) A little extra weight looks good on you.
d) I've seen fatter.
e) Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
4) "Do you think she's prettier than me?"
The "she" in the question could be an ex-girlfriend, a passer-by you were staring
at so hard that you almost caused a traffic accident or an actress in a movie you
just saw. In any case, the correct response is, "No, you are much prettier."
Wrong answers include:
a) Not prettier, just pretty in a different way.
b) I don't know how one goes about rating such things.
c) Yes, but I bet you have a better personality.
d) Only in the sense that she's younger and thinner.
e) Could you repeat the question? I was thinking about your insurance policy.
5) "What would you do if I died?"
Correct answer: "Dearest love, in the event of your untimely demise, life would
cease to have meaning for me and I would of course hurl myself under the front
tires of the first Domino's Pizza truck that came my way." This might be the
stupidest question of the lot, as is illustrated by the following stupid joke:
"Dear," said the wife. "What would you do if I died?"
"Why, dear, I would be extremely upset," said the husband.
"Why do you ask such a question?"
"Would you remarry?" persevered the wife.
"No, of course not, dear" said the husband.
"Don't you like being married?" said the wife.
"Of course I do, dear" he said.
"Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
"Alright," said the husband, "I'd remarry."
"You would?" said the wife, looking vaguely hurt.
"Yes" said the husband.
"Would you sleep with her in our bed?" said the wife after a long pause.
"Well yes, I suppose I would." replied the husband.
"I see," said the wife indignantly. "And would you let her wear my old clothes?"
"I suppose, if she wanted to" said the husband.
"Really," said the wife icily. "And would you take down the pictures of me and
replace them with pictures of her?"
"Yes. I think that would be the correct thing to do."
"Is that so?" said the wife, leaping to her feet. "And I suppose you'd let her play
with my golf clubs, too."
"Of course not, dear," said the husband. "She is left-handed."
1. Men ARE not mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.
4. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
5. Crying is blackmail.
6. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!STRAIGHT!
7. Yes and No are perfectly Acceptable answers to almost every question.
8. Come to us with a problem only If you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
9. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem See a doctor.
10. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.
11. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't Expect us to act like soap opera guys.
12. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.
13. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one
14. You can either ask us to do somethingOr tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not! A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will Be scratched.
We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear Is fine... Really.
22. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Hockey, the shotgun formation,
or golf.
23. You have enough clothes.
24. You have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!Straight is a SHAPE!
26. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;
But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
GERENTI BERES!!
Mengantuk dah dengar ku cinta padamu
Bermodal kata manis mulut
Oh abang itu tak cukup!
Jikalau kau mahu ku diserang ‘angau’
Harus kibarkanlah sedikit
Kipas berdaun wang ringgit
Usah susah-payah panjang lebar celoteh
Kerana diri ini dah letih
Mendengar janji setinggi langit
Sedangkan pada mulanya saja beriya
Nanti dah jemu aku dibiar bingung kecewa
Bukan terlalu memilih
Dalam mencari kekasih
Cuma adat lelaki mereka pergi mencari lain
Sekurang-kurangnya nanti
Punya hasil baru ku puas hati
Kau perlu buktikan dulu
Baru cintaku…gerenti beres
Setampan Salman Khan pun aku tak hairan
Kau tak akan punya peluang
Jika akaun bank kering-kontang
Andainya ada hati nak temu janji
Pastikan hotel bintang lima
Bukan warung kaki lima
Ramai dah gagal berbuah tangankan mawar
Itupun setahun sekali
Hanya pada hari kekasih
Mataku hanya akan silau kilauan permata
Selepas itu barulah diriku engkau empunya
Bukan terlalu memilih
Dalam mencari kekasih
Cuma adat lelaki mereka pergi mencari lain
Sekurang-kurangnya nanti
Punya hasil baru ku puas hati
Kau perlu buktikan dulu
Baru cintaku…gerenti beres
Ketika ditemuduga seluruh kerabat keluarga
Katakan kau seorang doktor, majistret atau lawyer
Ahli muzik tak main, satu sen pun tak laku
Jika diriku yang kau mahu
Pastikan rombongan dipenuhi hantaran
Dengan sebiji Ferrari merah, barulah kau nampak gah
Muka selipar jepun pun boleh jadi lawa
Kau buat ku jatuh cinta
Bukan terlalu memilih
Dalam mencari kekasih
Cuma adat lelaki mereka pergi mencari lain
Sekurang-kurangnya nanti
Punya hasil baru ku puas hati
Kau perlu buktikan dulu
Baru cintaku…gerenti beres
firstly,aku nak ucap tahniah kat pasukan kuittho!korang dah ada kemajuan!aku happy gile tgk nama kuittho disebut!bangga gile..tapi team laki apa jadi?tu laa..gurls suruh korang training korang sume tak nak turun.sebab tu gurls je yang menang ;)..ehhehe...anyway,aku happy dapat jumpa korang sume kat wajadiri..terutama skali ermm..ahahhaa..nama dia rahsiakan..dan juga encik arip kita yang dah tukar imej jadi mat jambu ngan spek baru dia.hehhee..buat anati,"cepat2..jom kita bagi arip jeles.ahahaha...".apa2 pon,alhamdulillah juga aku ucapkan sebab dapat pingat semalam.aku tak target pon.aku pegi pon nak tgk apa jadi..nak tgk YM kita akan masuk dewan ke tak pagi tu..aleh2 takde..baru nak terkilan dalam kesibukan pertandingan, tapi rupa2nya ada lepas tu..even though aku rasa kat semua YM cakap tahniah masa salam ngan dia..tapi aku rasa happy gile..aku rasa itu lagi bermakna dari gi amik medal kat atas pentas tu...aku tersenyum lebaaar gile masa YM cakap tahniah.sonok gile!apa2 pon,aku harap aku kekal dalam silat nih,tapi ermm...if dah someday tiba2 aku tak aktif,bg aku YM tetap guru aku..erm..apa lagik ek?owwh,aku dapat satu cheer baru semalam..hehee..ada kaitan dengan USJ ngan masjid.lawak gile.hahaha.Universiti of subang jaya.ehehhe..ngan fakulti usulluddin,Institusi Islam Masjid.ok lah semua...alhamdulillah semua berakhir dengan aman..meskipon ada gak yang pakai baju koprat.ehehehe..kan hapis kan?ehehe...takpelah..missed communication.oklah semua...walaupon aku tak sempat bergambar ngan korang sume..aku ucapkan time kasih sebab korang bg sokongan kat aku dulu sampai skang...bukan tempat lain2 yang penting.."kita ada satu payung je..bg aku,takde payung2 kecik pon bawah satu payung yang besar..dan pastinya,pemegang payung besar tu bukan persatuan..tapi YM sendiri...".wassalam..
Aku yang lemah tanpamu
aku yang rentan karena
Cinta yang t'lah hilang darimu
yang mampu menyanjungku
selama mata terbuka
sampai jantung tak berdetak
selama itupun
aku mampu untuk mengenalmu
darimu, kutemukan hidupku
bagiku kaulah cinta sejati
(begitu betapa cinta sejati)
Bila yang tertulis untukku
adalah yang terbaik untukmu
kan kujadikan kau kenangan yang terindah dalam hidupku
namun takkan mudah bagiku
meninggalkan jejak hidupmu
yang t'lah terukir abadi
sebagai kenangan yang terindah
Bila yang tertulis untukku
adalah yang terbaik untukmu
kan kujadikan kau kenangan yang terindah dalam hidupku
namun takkan mudah bagiku
meninggalkan jejak hidupmu
yang t'lah terukir abadi
sebagai kenangan yang terindah
aku dah habes buhsan...aku tak tau nak tules kat ne...hmm..bantailah..janji aku hepi..suka aku laa apa aku tules..heheheh...peace out!
kau duduk,sepi...
tanpa kata-kata tanpa bicara,
jelas kerunsingan di raut wajah,
namun seungkap lafaz tidak juga terkata,
apa kerisauan yang sedang melanda?
mengapa tidak kau buka apa didada?
mengapa kau tidak selongkar apa yang digusar?
kau duduk,sepi...
biarpun angin meniup indah dan burung menyanyi seri,
raut mu jelas sunyi,
apa bicara yang sukar kau tanya?
apa bicara yang sukar kau terima?
apa bicara yang sukar kau percaya?
kau duduk,sepi...
bersila di situ,
apa rayu yang kau tunggu,
ada bicara yang berat tak kau sahut,
ada bicara sisih yang kau paut,
ada bicara silap yang kau utuh..
kau duduk,sepi...
wajahmu sayu menyelami diri,
apa yang kau sembunyi di benak fikiranmu?
apa yang kau sembunyi dicelah hatimu?
apa yang kau sembunyi dari diriku..?
ku masih menunggu,
untuk kau buka rahsiamu,
gadis berbaju merah,
kehadiranmu kutunggu,
agar dapat ku tagih kasihmu...
Mungkinkah bila ku bertanya
Pada bintang-bintang
Dan bila ku mulai merasa
Bahasa kesunyian
Sadarkah aku yang berjalan
Dalam kehampaan
Terdiam, terpana, terbata
Semua dalam keraguan
Aku dan semua
Yang terluka
Karena kita
Aku ‘kan menghilang
Dalam pekat malam
Lepas ku melayang
Biarlah ku bertanya
Pada bintang-bintang
Tentang arti kita
Dalam mimpi yang sempurna…..
Peterpan - Mimpi yang Sempurna
Em C G
Mungkinkah bila ku bertanya
D Em
Pada bintang-bintang
Em C G
Dan bila ku mulai merasa
D Em C G D
bahasa kesunyian
Em C G
Sadarkan aku yang berjalan
D Em
dalam kehampaan
Em C G
Terdiam, terpana, terbata
D
Semua dalam keraguan
Em C G D Em C G D
Aku dan semua yang terluka karena kita
Em C G
Aku kan menghilang
D Em
dalam pekat malam
Em C G D
Lepas ku melayang
Em C G
Biarlah ku bertanya
D Em
pada bintang-bintang
C G
Tentang arti kita
D
dalam mimpi yang sempurna
if you think youre done
then better get done with it...
dont play no fool
coz youre a fool and dont blame anyone for it..
nevertheless fools,you still can shine and shine with your fools in it...
dont be afraid to show your fools,
coz only fools can do what ever they want to do with their fools aint it?
but it aint only about fools coz smarties think their fun too aint?
but smarties can only be fun,when they think they are better in it
no worries fools,coz they wont be permenant...
but no cry no tears it would bring no fun,
coz fools can shed but smarties will bring egoes to cover up from dawn,
we have nothing to hide coz da truth can be seen even from da sun,
life for smarties is being perfect,even though they know it aint worth it,
they still try to be perfect,but still ended up with no-no-no shit
aik?aku dah takde idea...nih hape motif aku tuleh nih?gasak laaa...aku pon dah bosan2 nih...hmm..nak sambung apa ek...jap pk...
ermm...
-33 minit kemudian..
aku takde idea dah..aku rasa macam takde sebab je aku tuleh post nih.tak yah baca laa..ok chow...peace out!
baru2 nih aku tak nak tuleh pape dah dalam nih,sebab bila aku tuleh,tetiba ada msg2 sumbang kat dalam inbox aku tanya memacam..hehehe...some people tak too seriously about things dat i laugh about...anyway,baru2 nih gak aku ada sembang ngan kawan aku yang masih berada di kuittho.dia kata ada orang dari jabatan iktiraf2 nih datang tanya bebudak soalan2.aku teringat kat kuittho lak lepas tuh...hmmm..pastuh aku ada dengar cite yang skuad wajadiri kuittho dah start training untuk wajadiri...teringat lagi aku time training dulu...sampai ke malam2 pon training kat dalam kuittho...seronok time tuh.dulu buat semua happy n rasa perjuangan adalah perjuangan dan ikhlas tu jelas...skang nih dah samar2.ehehehe,pergi rasa bersalah,tak pegi rasa bersalah..hahahha...bahaya nih cakap kat sinih,kang ada yang tak berkenaan membaca kang,diburu lagi aku nih.hehehe...cukuplah dulu diburu,dah tak larat nak main sembunyi2 lagi dah dengan org2 atasan nih.anyway,seriusnya,aku memang miss my life with my true frens aku..yang gelak sama gelak...yang dokong masa sakit,ehehehe..sampai langgar pintu keter..yang kuar belikan makanan,yang main futsal...semua laaa...bak kata bos aku skang nih, "ko kena paham mar...bila hidup nih,kawan masa gelak memang ramai...masa susah,ko cuba tgk keliling ko,baper ramai yang ada?baper ramai yang hulur tangan dulu nak tolong?jangan nak tipu laa...tak sampai satu persepuluh dari jumlah kenalan ngan kawan2 ko semua tuh yang akan tolong ko,kan?"...aku angguk je pastuh...sambil otak teringat kat kawan2 aku.rasa bertuah dapat member2 yang tolong masa susah...itulah isi meeting aku sebelum balik keje tadi..hehehhe...ok assalamualaikum
