Hitchy marses VOL.1..

Lets start from the very beginning...you saw a girl,you think she's cute...and u say,"damn!i gotta get to know dis gal..."...so you perhati dia..what do you see?what do you do?
first question: Are you looking for a wife?
answer : NO..?than you dont have to read this anymore...press Alt+F4 now..!get da fuck outta ere!
Yes...?then...be patience!
yups...thats da first thing to do...sabar...jangan gelojoh.relax..if you have da courage to go an ask her name,go ahead..but come on laa...if u know yourself dat 2morrow youll be seing her at quite da same place as today again...jadi..jangan rush!(exclude any possibilities that kiamat esok or one of you mati malam tu..pllleeeeaasseee!)MAKE HER TO NOTICE YOU!
yups..thats da second..buat bg dia notice you..not you notice dia..pe kejadahnye u notice dia..memang laa u dah notice dia sebab u dah nampak dia dulu...ko ingat dia nak nampak ko?muka macam bulu kaki,sedar laa sikit.hehehe..jadi...make her notice you..go n walk berselisih...go n stand beside her while youre doing something else...buat macam its excidental..bukan ko plan...sebagai contoh...even macam teknik lama..but..ol' styles works k..kalau idak macam mana ko boleh beranak ke muka bumi nih kalau bukan bapak ko pakai taktik2 tu...okeh...sebagai contoh,kat cafe ke kan...ko nampak dia beli makanan,ko pegi gak...amik lauk n carik peluang untuk kebetulan sampai kat sebelah dia and pandang dia,buat macam muka tak pernah tgk orang secantik dia,untuk sesaat saja!pastuh senyum semanis mungkin n pastuh terus pandang tempat lain dengan muka konon2 bersalah and blah..she will be like..."pahal mamat nih...dah gile?"..or.."lu pahal?!!"...or...nih pasal tgk2 orang nih..."so..dia dah sedar kewujudan laki bodoh..or,dia tak sedar pon...tapi tak pe...janji,dia dah tgk muka ko...itu yang penting!now SUSUN AYAT!
yups...third step is susun ayat.contoh..kat cafe tu..pada hari yang berbeza offcoz....tgh usha lauk ko do berdiri sebelah dia tanpa dia sedar..n cakap.."eh tu ikan apa ek?"buat macam ko tanya diri ko sendiri,tapi dia kat sebelah..mungkin dia takkan layan..tapi if lepas ko habeh ayat tu...ko pandang dia..dengan harapan dia jawab laa..mungkin dia jawab,mungkin dia tak jawab.now..here's da catch...IF DIA JAWAB...ko dah senang...but IF DIA TAK LAYAN jugak,back to rule no.1,sabar...ulang balik..sampai dia notice...sabar,then make her notice,then susun ayat,then??lets just stop here...ada huraian lagi tentang VOLUME 1 nih...okeh?cuba dulu...mungkin ramai dah tau taktik nih,tapi masalahnye...takut..if takut...hang pi campak teluq hang masuk lobang toilet..kalau takut..sampai bila pon tak leh..tapi ada cara nak atasi takut gak..tapi berat sikit..choowwsss...2nd peace out for da day...